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Saturday, December 17, 2016

Shit I Would Be Tweeting

I've decided that while my Twitter is suspended I will start writing down all the useless but highly important to me shit I would normally post there here under the heading "Shit I Would Be Tweeting" to vent my creative urges. Enjoy or ignore at your pleasure. Obviously I didn't limit myself to 140 characters 😉

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As each successive day goes by and another Neo-Nazi or useless scumbag campaign donor totally unfit for the position they're accepting gets appointed on Trump's staff, as each diplomacy gaffe unfolds over Twitter ("unpresidented" OMFG), even as he does a disgusting "Thank You" Tour where he basically bloviates at a crowd of people who he conned to help get him there and essentially admits that his entire campaign was all hot air and that he has no intention of following through on most of the shit he promised, I'm still sitting here in shock that this total buffoon of a man will soon, unless action is taken, be leading our country. It seriously frightens me. And I am not a person easily frightened. It also mystifies me why the Democrats are so easily beaten. Right now, we have a bloodless coup going on in North Carolina over the ousting of Pat McCrory, that shitbag who orchestrated and defended to his last breath the horrid anti-trans HB2 Bill. Republicans are pulling all kinds of dirty tricks to fight back. That is what the Democrats need to be doing on a National scale. I don't care if it makes us look like sore losers. I don't care if it's getting down to their level. I don't care that we should honor the will of the people (a majority of whom, incidentally, didn't vote for the man). Fuck the people. There are a lot of dumbass people in America. We just usually don't let them run the fucking country. Get to fighting you spineless Democrats!

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Why does every sequel feel it necessary to bust up the romantic pairing that the first movie spent so much time getting us invested in? It's a pointless bid for drama and lazy writing. I don't care if, in reality, Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock's characters in Speed wouldn't stay together past a first date. You've made me hope that they would. Stop that shit.

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You know a show has problems when you can't remember if 1 main character knows that another is dead yet or not because the show enjoys splitting everyone up for months at a time. I'm looking squarely at you, The Walking Dead.

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You know it's reached the harsh days of Winter (though Winter isn't technically even here yet) when I start saying in my head "You don't really wanna jack off today you'll have to be out from under the blanket too long!" 
 

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